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And now, the events:
Archery
- Link (Hyrule)
- Robin Hood (England)
- Hawkeye (America)
- Katniss Everdeen (Panem)
- Legolas (Middle-Earth)
- Green Arrow (America)
- Uryu Ishada (Japan)
- John Rambo (America)
- Birgitte Silverbow (Randland)
- Pit (Greece)
Shooting
- Jonah Hex (America)
- Black Widow (Russia)
- Agent 47
- Vash
- The Sniper (Australia)
- Mordecai (Pandora)
- Mal Reynolds
- Henry Callahan (America)
- Deadshot (America)
- Max Payne (America)
Boxing
- Little Mac (United States)
- Dudley (England)
- Rocky Balboa (United States)
- Alex the Raptor (Russia)
- Knuckle Joe (Dreamland)
- Sherlock Holmes (England)
- Happy Hogan (United States)
- Hitmonchan (Pokemon World)
- Chibodee Crockett (Neo-America)
- Heavy (Russia)
Swiming
- Aquaman
- Sub-Mariner
- Walrein
- Jar Jar Binks
- Creature from the Black Lagoon
- Mer Man
- Echo the Dolphin
- Killer Croc
- Korra
- Empoleon
Wrestling
- Mike Haggar (America)
- Zangief (Russia)
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
Fencing
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
Gymnastics
- Mario
- Aang
- Terry McGinnis
- Nightwing
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
Stealth
- Ezio Auditore da Firenze (Italy)
- Batman (United States)
- Solid Snake (United States)
- Sam Fisher (United States)
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
100 Meter Dash
- Sonic (Whateverthefuckhisworldis)
- Flash (United States)
- Quicksilver (???)
Equestrian
- Shadowmere (Skyrim)
- Rainbow Dash (Equestria)
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
- TBD
Table Tennis
- Pippin
- Duck Dodgers
- Slippy
- Fluttershy
- Wheatley
- Roberto
- Nicolas Cage
- Asura
- Adolf Hitler
- Dr. Las Moore's cat